Thoughts of a Crazy Percheron

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sculkling asked:

imagine, little boatem vampires Pearl ends up wandering outside, whoever was watching her looked away just for a second and when they turned back around she was just, gone. of course everyone immediately all starts freaking out and frantically searching for her. she turns up of course, perfectly fine but hours later, just outside the house.

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You didn’t ask for writing but I wanted to write anyway.

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“She’s gone,” the first words that leave Grian’s mouth after he rushes– breathless and terrified, paler than Mumbo– into the house make Impulse immediately snap to attention, nearly dropping the book he was reading. He jumps to his feet, eyes wide as he quickly sets the book down and crosses the room to Grian. “I just– I looked away, for one second I swear–!”

“Calm down,” Impulse soothes, reaching out and resting a hand on Grian’s arm. “Take a deep breath. Tell me what happened.”

Grian leans against the counter, chest heaving. “Pearl and I were outside, and she was playing like normal, and I decided to just look away for a second and now she’s gone and I can’t find her anywhere and her scent just–” He throws up his hands to run them through his hair angrily– “gone! Somehow she’s just disappeared!”

Impulse swallows, taking in the information as he nods. “Okay. Okay. Go get Scar and Mumbo, we’re going to go look for her.”

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He’s so fucking stupid <3

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Sound on I beg you

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Audio: A cartoonish "bonk" as the cat hits the tank followed by a person's muffled laughter

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If there’s one thing I love more than a cat being ridiculous it’s a cat pretending that said ridiculousness never happened, what are you laughing at, I am a creature of infinite grace and elegance how dare you suggest otherwise.

...Either that or short-term memory loss kicked in.